Terms of Use Last Updated: March 2026
Welcome to The Bible, Like Totally ("Website," "we," "us," or "our"). By accessing or using https://www.thebibleliketotally.com (the "Site"), you agree to be bound by these Terms of Use ("Terms"). If you do not agree, please do not use the Site.
- Eligibility & Access
By using the Site, you confirm that you are legally permitted to do so in your jurisdiction. The Site is intended solely for personal, non-commercial use and may not be used for business, public, or commercial purposes. You must be at least 18 years old to purchase a subscription or create an account. By using the Service, you represent and warrant that you meet this requirement. If you are under 18 years of age, you must have parental consent to create an account. Users under age 13 may not create accounts or purchase subscriptions. Users age 13–17 must have permission from a parent or legal guardian.
- Account Creation
To access certain content, users must create an account. You agree to:
• Provide accurate and complete information (including first and last name and email address)
• Maintain the confidentiality of your login credentials
• Accept responsibility for all activity under your account
Accounts are for individual use only and may not be shared.
- Subscriptions & Billing
The Website offers monthly and yearly subscription plans.
• Subscriptions automatically renew according to the plan selected unless canceled by the user.
• Billing occurs at the beginning of each subscription period.
• By subscribing, you authorize us and our third-party payment processors to charge your selected payment method on a recurring basis.
Cancellation & Renewal
Users may cancel their subscription at any time by logging into their account.
• Monthly plans renew automatically each billing cycle unless canceled at least ten (10) days before the renewal date.
• Annual plans renew automatically unless canceled at least ten (10) days before the renewal date.
• Renewal settings may be viewed or modified through your account.
Cancellation prevents future charges but does not entitle the user to a refund for any current or prior billing period.
- Refunds and Cancellations
We offer a fifteen (15)-day refund period for annual subscriptions.
• You may request a full refund within fifteen (15) days of purchase.
• After fifteen (15) days, all purchases are final and non-refundable.
• Cancellation after fifteen (15) days prevents future renewal but does not result in a refund for the current term.
Attempting a chargeback after accessing paid content may result in account suspension and collection of fees.
- Payments
The Website collects payment information necessary to process subscriptions. Payment details are handled securely through third-party payment processors. We do not store full payment card numbers on our servers.
- Data Collection
We collect the following personal information:
• First and last name
• Email address
• Payment information (via third-party processors)
For more information, please review our Privacy Policy.
- Content Ownership & Intellectual Property
7.1 Ownership of Original Creative Work
All content on this Website — including but not limited to text, modern language paraphrases, creative translations, chapter summaries, chapter recaps, original phrasing, voice, tone, style, design, branding, logos, trademarks, audio recordings, and all other creative works — is the sole and exclusive intellectual property of The Bible, Like Totally ("Owner").
The modern language paraphrases published on this Website represent original creative works authored by the Owner. While the underlying Scripture text is drawn from the King James Version of the Bible, which is in the public domain, the specific creative expression, word choices, phrasing, voice, structure, humor, and presentation style used throughout this Website are entirely original and are protected under United States copyright law and applicable international copyright treaties.
7.2 What Is Protected
The following are protected original works owned exclusively by The Bible, Like Totally:
• All modern language paraphrases of Scripture published on this Website
• All chapter summaries and recaps
• The brand name "The Bible, Like Totally" and tagline "A totally chill take on timeless truth"
• All logos, visual branding, and graphic elements
• All audio recordings published on this Website or associated YouTube channel
• All written content appearing anywhere on this Website
7.3 Limited Personal Use License
Users are granted a limited, non-exclusive, non-transferable, revocable license to access and read content on this Website for personal, private, non-commercial use only. This license does not include the right to:
• Copy, reproduce, or duplicate any content in whole or in part
• Distribute, share, or republish any content through any medium
• Use any content for church services, ministry presentations, public events, or group settings without written permission
• Use any content for commercial purposes of any kind
• Create derivative works based on any content
• Train, fine-tune, or otherwise use any content to develop artificial intelligence models, machine learning systems, or any automated content generation tools
7.4 Permitted Sharing
You may share individual verses or short passages of up to three (3) consecutive verses for personal, non-commercial purposes provided that:
• Clear attribution to The Bible, Like Totally and TheBibleLikeTotally.com is included
• The shared content is not altered, edited, or combined with other content in a misleading way
• The sharing does not imply endorsement or affiliation
7.5 Prohibition on AI and Automated Use
You may not use, scrape, crawl, copy, or otherwise extract any content from this Website for the purpose of training, developing, testing, or improving any artificial intelligence system, large language model, machine learning algorithm, or automated content generation tool. This prohibition applies regardless of whether such use is commercial or non-commercial. Violation of this provision constitutes infringement of our intellectual property rights and may result in legal action.
7.6 Trademarks
The Bible, Like Totally, the associated logo, and all brand elements are trademarks of the Owner. You may not use our trademarks, brand name, or logo without prior written consent.
7.7 Copyright Notice
© 2025 The Bible, Like Totally. All Rights Reserved.
Unauthorized reproduction, distribution, public display, or creation of derivative works from any content on this Website is strictly prohibited and constitutes copyright infringement subject to civil and criminal penalties under 17 U.S.C. § 501 et seq.
- DMCA Copyright Infringement Policy
We respect intellectual property rights and expect users to do the same. If you believe that content on this Website infringes your copyright, please submit a written notice to us through our Contact Us page containing the following:
• A description of the copyrighted work you claim has been infringed
• A description of where the allegedly infringing content appears on our Website
• Your contact information including name, address, telephone number, and email
• A statement that you have a good faith belief that the use is not authorized by the copyright owner
• A statement under penalty of perjury that the information in your notice is accurate and that you are the copyright owner or authorized to act on their behalf
• Your physical or electronic signature
We will respond to valid DMCA notices promptly. Repeat infringers will have their access terminated.
If you believe your content was wrongly removed, you may submit a counter-notice through our Contact Us page.
- Enforcement
We actively monitor for unauthorized use of our content. If you reproduce, distribute, or use our content without authorization we reserve the right to:
• Issue a formal cease and desist notice
• File a DMCA takedown request with any platform hosting infringing content
• Pursue legal action for copyright infringement, damages, and attorneys' fees
• Seek injunctive relief to stop unauthorized use
- User Restrictions
Users may not:
• Upload or submit content, images, files, or media
• Post reviews or public comments on the Website
• Purchase physical goods (no physical products are sold)
• Download software (no downloadable software is offered)
• Use the Website for business, ministry, resale, or public presentation purposes without written permission
• Use any content to train artificial intelligence systems or automated tools of any kind
- Feedback & Suggestions
If you submit feedback, ideas, suggestions, or recommendations:
• You grant us the unrestricted right to use, modify, and incorporate such feedback
• No compensation, credit, or attribution will be provided
• Feedback becomes our property upon submission
- No Promotions or Contests
The Website does not offer promotions, contests, sweepstakes, or giveaways.
- Third-Party Links & Social Media
The Website may link to our official social media profiles including Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. We are not responsible for third-party platforms or their content, policies, or practices.
- Disclaimer
The Website and its content are provided "as is" and "as available." We make no guarantees regarding uninterrupted access, accuracy, or error-free operation. The content on this Website is a creative modern language paraphrase and is not intended as a substitute for reading Scripture in a recognized Bible translation. Users are encouraged to read traditional Scripture translations alongside this content for context, clarity, and deeper study.
- Limitation of Liability
To the fullest extent permitted by law, we shall not be liable for any indirect, incidental, or consequential damages arising from your use of the Website or subscriptions.
- Governing Law
These Terms shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the State of Texas, without regard to its conflict of law provisions. Any disputes arising under these Terms shall be resolved in the courts of Texas.
- Modifications to Terms
We reserve the right to update or modify these Terms at any time. Changes will be posted on the Website with an updated effective date. Continued use of the Site after changes are posted constitutes acceptance of the updated Terms.
- Contact Information
For questions, permissions, licensing inquiries, or copyright concerns, please contact us through our Contact Us page: 👉 https://www.thebibleliketotally.com/contact.html.
